Monday 14 October 2013

1.
I am not a paper so you cannot burn me
I am not a paper so you cannot write on me
I am not a paper so you cannot dump me
I am not a paper so you cannot tear me
I am not a paper so you cannot throw m

2.
I am not a teddy bear so you cannot hug me
I am not a teddy bear so you cannot punch me
I am not a teddy bear so you cannot lay on me
I am not a teddy bear so you cannot kiss me
I am not a teddy bear so I cannot comfort you

3.
I am not a flower so you cannot pick me
I am not a flower so you cannot display me
I am not a flower so you cannot smell me
I am not a flower so you cannot cut me
I am not a flower so you cannot tear me

4.
I am not a shirt so you cannot fold me
I am not a shirt so you cannot change me
I am not a shirt so you cannot wear me
I am not a shirt so you cannot hung me
I am not a shirt so you cannot wash me

5.
I am not a bed so you cannot sleep with me
I am not a bed so you cannot sit on me
I am not a bed so you cannot jump on me
I am not a bed so you cannot lay down on me
I am not a bed so you cannot cry on me

6.
I am not a camera so you cannot smile at me
I am not a camera so you cannot charge me
I am not a camera so you cannot on/of me
I am not a camera so I cannot capture you
I am not a camera so I cannot play with you

7.
I am not a candle so you cannot light me
I am not a candle so you cannot blow me
I am not a candle so you cannot melt me
I am not a candle so you cannot burn me
I am not a candle so I cannot warm you

8.
I am not an ice cream so you cannot buy me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot eat me
I am not an ice  cream so you cannot lick me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot bite me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot taste me

9.
I am not a machine so you cannot drive me
I am not a machine so you cannot command me
I am not a machine so you cannot control me
I am not a machine so you cannot operate me
I am not a machine so I cannot follow you

10.
I am not a water so you cannot boil me
I am not a water so you cannot freeze me
I am not a water so you cannot drink me
I am not a water so you cannot wash me
I am not a water so you cannot absorb me

11.
I am not a dog so you cannot beat me
I am not a dog so you cannot bind me
I am not a dog so you cannot care me
I am not a dog so you cannot chase me
I am not a dog so I cannot bite you

12.
I am not a god so you cannot acclaim me
I am not a god so you cannot wish on me
I am not a god so you cannot adore me
I am not a god I cannot protect you
I am not a god so I cannot bless you

13.
I am not a hair so you cannot comb me
I am not a hair so you cannot caress me
I am not a hair so you cannot curl me
I am not a hair so you cannot drain me
I am not a hair so you cannot amputate me

14.
I am not a hero so you cannot admire me
I am not a hero so you cannot guard you
I am not a hero so I cannot help you
I am not a hero so I cannot defend you
I am not a hero so I cannot save you

15.
I am not a disease so you cannot hate me
I am not a disease so you cannot heal me
I am not a disease so you cannot avoid me
I am not a disease so you cannot damn me
I am not a disease so I cannot contaminate you

16.
I am not a door so you cannot push me
I am not a door so you cannot pull me
I am not a door so you cannot knock me
I am not a door so you cannot clutch me
I am not a door so you cannot drop me

17.
I am not a magazine so you cannot read me
I am not a magazine so you cannot appreciate me
I am not a magazine so I cannot inform you
I am not a magazine so I cannot inspire you
I am not a magazine so I cannot share something on you

18.
I am not a car so you cannot ride on me
I am not a car so you cannot halt me
I am not a car so you cannot hasten me
I am not a car so you cannot hit me
I am not a car so you cannot lean on me

19.
I am not a criminal so you cannot accused  me
I am not a criminal so you cannot investigate me
I am not a criminal so you cannot judge me
I am not a criminal so you cannot banish me
I am not a criminal so I cannot kill you

20.
I am not a meat so you cannot chew me
I am nit a meat so you cannot  grind me
I am not a meat so you cannot engorge me
I am not a meat so you cannot slice me
I am not a meat so you cannot cook me

21.
I am not an opponent so you cannot get anger with me
I am not an opponent so you cannot antagonize me
I am not an opponent so you cannot detest me
I am not an opponent so you cannot defile me
I am not an opponent so you cannot explode me

22.
I am not an exam so you cannot underline me
I am not an exam so you cannot explain me
I am not an exam so you cannot identify me
I am not an exam so you cannot answer me
I am not an exam so you cannot pass me

23.
I am not a mirror so you cannot clean me
I am not a mirror so you cannot broke me
I am not a mirror so you cannot look at me
I am not a mirror so you cannot touch me
I am not a mirror so I cannot face with you

24.
I am not a doctor so you cannot ask me
I am not a doctor so I cannot advice you
I am not a doctor so I cannot check you
I am not a doctor so I cannot serve you
I am not a doctor so I cannot cure you

25.
I am not a wood so you cannot engrave me
I am not a wood so you cannot saw me
I am not a wood so you cannot chafe me
I am not a wood so you cannot abridge me
I am not a wood so you cannot paint me

26.
I am not a perfect so you cannot judge me
I am not a perfect so you cannot blame me
I am not a perfect so you cannot owe me
I am not a perfect so you cannot criticize me
I am not a perfect so you cannot idolize me

27.
I am not a lips so you cannot kiss me
I am not a lips so you cannot lick me
I am not a lips so you cannot sip me
I am not a lips so you cannot bite me
I am not a lips so you cannot taste me

28.
I am not a pillow so you cannot lay down on me
I am not a pillow so you cannot hug me
I am not a pillow so you cannot squeeze me
I am not a pillow so you cannot grab me
I am not a pillow so you cannot own me

29.
I am not dictionary so you cannot ask me
I am not a dictionary so you cannot use me
I am not a dictionary so you cannot search me
I am not a dictionary so you cannot read me
I am not a dictionary so you cannot keep me

30.
I am not a superhero so I cannot fly toward you
I am not a superhero so I cannot run fast to you
I am not a superhero so I cannot make a ball of fire for you
I am not a superhero so I cannot save you
I am not a superhero so I cannot care you

31.
I am not Lebron James so I cannot dunk for you
I am not Lebron James so I cannot get an MVP title for you
I am not Lebron James so I cannot lay-up for you
I am not Lebron James so I cannot be a hero for you
I am not Lebron James so I cannot be a champion for you

32.
I am not a time so I cannot warn you
I am not a time so I cannot rush you
I am not a time so I cannot inform you
I am not a time so you cannot set me
I am not a time so you cannot display me

33.
I am not a number so you cannot count me
I am not a number so you cannot add me
I am not a number so you cannot multiply me
I am not a number so you cannot subtract me
I am not a number so you cannot divide me

34.
I am not a blanket so I cannot comfort you
I am not a blanket so I cannot cover you
I am not a blanket so I cannot sweat you
I am not a blanket so I cannot wrap you
I am not a blanket so you cannot fold me

35.
I am not a knife so I cannot cut you
I am not a knife so I cannot chop you
I am not a knife so I cannot harm you
I am not a knife you cannot drop me
I am not a knife so you cannot pick me

36.
I am not a painting so you cannot amaze me
I am not a painting so I cannot inspire you
I am not a painting so I cannot encourage you
I am not a painting so you cannot impress me
I am not a painting so I cannot influence you

37.
I am not a chair so you cannot sit on me
I am not a chair so you cannot move me
I am not a chair so you cannot arrange me
I am not a chair so you cannot pull me
I am not a chair so you cannot push me

38.
I am not a bubble gum so you cannot chew me
I am not a bubble gum so you cannot stretch me
I am not a bubble gum so you cannot spit me
I am not a bubble gum so you cannot extract me
I am not a bubble gum so you cannot mold me

39.
I am not antique so you cannot bargain me
I am not antique so you cannot sell me
I am not antique so you cannot post me
I am not antique so you cannot stored me
I am not antique so you cannot collect me

40.
I am not a pool so you cannot dive me
I am not a pool so you cannot drain me
I am not a pool so you cannot overflow me
I am not a pool so you cannot swim n me
I am not a pool so you cannot flash me

41.
I am not a ball so you cannot bounce me
I am not a ball so you cannot dribble me
I am not a ball so you cannot throw me
I am not a ball so you cannot catch me
I am not a ball so you cannot shoot me

42.
I am not a teacher I cannot teach you
I am not a teacher so I cannot guide you
I am not a teacher so you cannot listen to me
I am not a teacher so I cannot drop you
I am not a teacher so I cannot fail you

43.
I am not a potato so you cannot slice me
I am not a potato so you cannot smash me
I am not a potato so you cannot boil me
I am not a potato so you cannot fry me
I am not a potato so you cannot grind me

44.
I am not an earthquake so you cannot predict me
I am not an earthquake so you cannot prevent me
I am not an earthquake so you cannot interrupt me
I am not an earthquake so you cannot escape me
I am not an earthquake so you cannot destroy me

45.
I am not a ghost so I cannot scare you
I am not a ghost so I cannot possess you
I am not a ghost so I cannot follow you
I am not a ghost so I cannot pass you
I am not a ghost so you cannot exorcise me

46.
I am not a storm so I cannot flood you
I am not a storm so I cannot scare you
I am not a storm so I cannot afraid you
I am not a storm so I cannot terrify you
I am not a storm so I cannot stuck you

47.
I am not a matchbox so you cannot ignite me
I am not a matchbox so you cannot rub me
I am not a matchbox so you cannot break me
I am not a matchbox so you cannot hold me
I am not a matchbox so I cannot burn you

48.
I am not a mosquito so you cannot slap me
I am not a mosquito so you cannot kill me
I am not a mosquito so I cannot sip you
I am not a mosquito so I cannot attack you
I am not a mosquito so I cannot bite you

49.
I am not a clown so you cannot laugh at me
I am not a clown so I cannot jam you
I am not a clown so I cannot juggle you
I am not a clown so I cannot surprise you
I am not a clown so I cannot joke you

50.
I am not a food so you cannot cook me
I am not a food so you cannot swallow me
I am not a food so you cannot digest me
I am not a food so you cannot purchase me
I am not a food so you cannot display me